Our fantastic world leaders are at the G8 summit this week. They’ve decided to pass legislation to limit Global Temperature Rise to a maximum of 2 Degrees Centigrade.
Fantastic.
While they’re at it, why didn’t they pass legislation to limit the number of Earthquakes in Italy next year to 1, the number of Hurricanes to hit the US of A to zero and the number of Tsunami’s to hit South East Asia to a maximum of 3? In fact, I don’t much fancy the planet being hit by an asteroid either so if you stick that in the small print as well then that would be smashing.
Thanks guys, keep up the good work.
3 people riling Jaggy:
What do you think they're talking about in the picture? The guy in the middle is probably reminiscing about the porno they watched the night before:
"...and I swear the bloke's cock was this big - you've never seen anything like it..."
Of course, everything looks bigger when it's warmer, even two degrees...
I'm pretty sure that's Berlusconi, he's a bit of mad shagger, and loves the ladies. It says a lot about a country that admires their President being a stud. It would give me the dry bowke to think of Gordon Brown getting down with the ladies.
Maybe the Pontins Bluecoat in the middle is about to get them to raise their trousers for the knobbly knees contest.
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